We interrupt part 3 for an important announcement

Remember Holly Hobbie, the girl in the blue chintz bonnet. I had a Holly Hobbie play house growing up and even bought a blue chintz bonnet at a garage sale which I wore every night to bed just like Holly, and coincidentally, just like the Ingalls' girls.

Well she's back. Please note that Holly still lives in the little country town of Clover, has a horse named Doodles, and loves to do "country things." I actually got word of this on my email through American Greetings, and they made it a point to tell me that she's still the same country girl, just updated. Um...how many country girls wear bell bottoms, jewelry, and a little J-Lo hat? I mean, according to her journal, she has fun with Carrie and Amy at the cafe, sports a cell phone, and representz her secret club with bandanas. Oh, from reading on in her secret diary, we find out that she is actually the real Holly's great granddaughter. Jeez almighty, those Hobbies sure do get busy poppin' out babies. great granddaughter? The original Holly was only about 7 in 67. No wonder my parents keep hounding me about babies.

Still, why did they have to make her so disgustingly tee-hee girly? She knits, for god's sake.