Cranky needs

Play by typing "(Your first name) needs" into your favorite search engine. List the first ten hits that actually answer the question.

1. Cranky needs a virtual keyboard.
2. Cranky needs three sets to kickstart.
3. Cranky needs to Move it Move it.
4. Cranky needs to be cranky.
5. Cranky needs to finish [her] grad program. (This really did come up as a hit. There is another cranky grad student out there. Imagine that).
6. Cranky needs an intervention. (I'm not sure what for, but I am sure I need some sort of intervention).
7. Cranky needs a slightly paralyzed, special needs pet rat. (Ok, aside from the fact that I would totally adopt a special needs rat and have had special needs rats as pets in the past, I think it is hysterical that this blog is called Hot Cranky People.).
8. Cranky needs a better encore. (I don't know what this means either, but I just like the sound of it).
9. Cranky needs your rantings and ravings to be put to good use.
10. Cranky needs to get a different job.

And 11, because it is also true: Cranky needs a vacation!