Can't catch a Cranky break

I am brooding over the stupid meeting tomorrow to determine my fate, so I decided to play on OkCupid.com (damn you, Glinda). I take the Why does everyone hate you test thinking that I will find something else to brood about, and I get this damn result:


The perfect human.
16 Cruelty, 38 Anal, 26 Pushover
Congratulations. You're easy-going, friendly and know when to stand up for yourself. You're perfect. In fact, you're a little bit too perfect. Chances are, hoards of jealous people are plotting your demise at you read this. Tough luck, pal.

On the plus side, the