Hmm, and I thought I was all F*d up...

I went on OK Cupid and took the Elements Test to see how balanced of a person I am. Unbelievably, I'm in perfect harmony. HA! It seems like crankiness is next to godliness, right?

Harmony~ 85% Water ~ 74% Wind ~ 70% Earth ~ 66% Fire ~

It seems your personality is in perfect harmony; your impulses are tempered with thoughtfulness, and your emotions are balanced with a healthy amount of reason.
In order to maintain that harmony, try wearing a Jade, a Chrysoprase or an Agate; all three enhance balance and stability, as does the Snowflake Obsidian that will help remain balanced during times of change.
In detail: You are more balanced than most people. Your Ground Chakra, (associated with the element of fire and representing our basic desires and driving force), your Creative Chakra, (associated with the element of earth and representing our need to preserve and grow), your Heart Chakra, (associated with the element of water and representing our sense of love and compassion), and your Throat Chakra, (associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate), appear to be on an equal footing with each others.