catbirds is evil

Mother fucker. I should never ever go to Mo Mong's because I end up at fucking Catbirds. What the hell?

So tonight, it took me 3 martinis at Mo Mong's (damnit that they have the best damn spring rolls) before I convinced myself to go there. And then I ended up there, and subjected myself to psychological finger testing from Yve and the fact that she thinks my nappy hair needs extensions, and then I ended up talking in German to some man that works for Exxon and damnit, I actually knew more German than I thought I did (but beer helps).

So there's not much to report from Catbirds except that Darth was offshore, and Derrick and Nerfherder were not there, so there was a new clientele to meet. Despite that, I got sufficiently fucked by the bartender and the German man, so I am way too Scheiße to think right now, and tomorrow the BYB (that's asshole fucking boss to you) is getting his stupid misogynistic head on a chopping block, and that's a good thing.... I think I'm not making anymore sense now, and Catbirds sucks. I'm never going back!!!!!