Kimday Season is here

Yes, 1 month until Kimday. It's like when you go to the store in October, and they have all the Christmas decorations up already. You get that little giddy sensation inside and suddenly want to eat gingerbread men and dance under the mistletoe. That's sort of how I feel about the fact that Kimday Season has begun.

Sadly, not enough people put up decorations for Kimday, and in fact, I'm not sure what those decorations would even be. I need a brand--some sort of logo or image associated with this great holiday. I'm not sure what that would be. Perhaps a giant llama drinking a bottle of Don Eduardo tequila. Maybe a duck in comfy pjs eating cotton candy. Maybe the giant Zardoz head floating through the sky with an I love Kimday button between his brows.

Something to think about.