All wet

Today I had to get up at the ass crack of dawn. I hate the ass crack of dawn. Plus, it was cold. I hate the cold. And it was raining. I like the rain but not at the ass crack of dawn in the cold.

I made it through the day and was almost on my way to the bus stop when I thought I'd run to the restroom really quickly. And then my day got worse.

Ok, I tried looking up the proper terms for the toilet mechanisms, but I'm too damned exhausted and I have to cook spaghetti for a potluck dinner tonight, so you're just going to get Kim terminology. You know the big pipe thingy that extends from the back of the toilet and attaches to the flusher? yeah, that thing blew off today. I flushed, and the fucking thing blew off. I'm not kidding. It exploded like a geyser, sending water all over me, across the top of the stalls, raining down on everyone. It looked like Old Faithful.

And to add insult to almost injury, it made this horrific sound and I jumped backwards out of the stall covering my eyes and mouth which were getting gushed upon, bumping into people standing in line who were doing the same, and then into all the people who came in to see what the explosion was.

Yeah, today sucked. Or rather, IT BLEW!