The Crank Identity
I do not exist. Therefore I am? Or perhaps I am not? Regardless, until I do, I will not have a school ID card, a parking permit, nor benefit information entered (which doesn't matter bc I don't receive benefits until Dec 1 anyway).
The same snow pig bitch didn't feel like entering our names and info into the computer, so none of us in my cohort exist in Tech land. Apparently I am registered for classes but there is no person to associate with that name that is registered. It's like a dummy registration. It makes no sense, I know. Just chalk it up to the weirdness of Lubbock.
The skies here are blue. They're the sort of technicolor blue of Oz or Little House on the Prairie, which is kind of cool. I didn't realize the impact smog had on Houston skies. This is good since I am just floating around in the sky, not existing, invisible to all who matter and sadly visible to the squealing pigs in trucks.
The same snow pig bitch didn't feel like entering our names and info into the computer, so none of us in my cohort exist in Tech land. Apparently I am registered for classes but there is no person to associate with that name that is registered. It's like a dummy registration. It makes no sense, I know. Just chalk it up to the weirdness of Lubbock.
The skies here are blue. They're the sort of technicolor blue of Oz or Little House on the Prairie, which is kind of cool. I didn't realize the impact smog had on Houston skies. This is good since I am just floating around in the sky, not existing, invisible to all who matter and sadly visible to the squealing pigs in trucks.
posted by Cranky at 4:26 PM
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