In case the PhD thing doesn't work out

I could release an album.

1 - Go to "Wikipedia." Hit “Random Article” or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to "Random quotations" or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together (I do not have photoshop nor the desire to "put it all together," so you'll just have to imagine it. Plus, I don't like turning strangers' art into something unintended).

Name of band: Scioptric Ball
Name of Album: Tried to Make it Precise
Album Cover: See it here.

If I ever do have a band called Scioptric Ball (which I totally dig), I would most definitely ask Onesta e insolita to let me use that photo for my album cover.

Ok back to work.