Meltdown mom gets on Leno

Ok, the God Warrior woman gets $50k to be on Fox and then gets paid to be on Leno and gets to meet Diane Keaton and Alanis Morrisette all for acting like a royal freak on TV.

Even funnier is the fact that she's in the Wikipedia. The margaurite remix is hilarious, and I love the link for slag-kicks (note that when you click on it, it says in tiny print: "redirected from psychic"). The quotes are great, too.

I, however, missed the Leno segment because I was busy sorting through a stack of 170 papers that I have to grade for my stupid, low paying, no reward having, dark eye circle and saddlebag giving job that requires me to teach nouns to juvie delinquents.

You think I'm exaggerating? A former little 17 year old freshmen delinquent got put back in my class today. He was withdrawn last 9 weeks because he was sent back to jail (big people jail) for breaking parole, assault with a deadly weapon and for bringing said weapon to school, but he failed to appear in jail (how do you fail to appear?). They caught him 8 weeks later, and Texas decided that sending him back to regular old high school was punishment enough, so he's back in my class--not to jail where he belongs, mind you, or even to a juvenile detention center but to PISD.

So while Mimi's evil twin gets to hobnob with celebrities and autograph bobbleheads, I am stuck buying eye cream at the CVS. Screw her. Maybe I need to poke out one of my teeth and caterwaul.