What is wrong with the water in Twin Peaks?

What is wrong with the coffee, the donuts, the hospital food or all the food for that matter (everything is green and orange), the night hospital staff or lack thereof, the atmosphere, the circadian rhythms...

Seriously, they must live near a vortex or something because I've never seen so many people have so many freakyass visions and dress up in freakyass costumes--what's up with the red headed pianist in the tinkerbell costume?

K. I readily admit I'm hooked on this stupidass show. I, who never ever watch tv save my Mad about You and Simpsons (and the occassional freak gargoyle lady), watch 3 episodes a night. What in the hell? Did I vicariously drink the coffee?

What got me hooked?

• Cooper for one. I'm mesmerized, and I don't know why. Perhaps it is his obsession with food.
• Albert--he cracks me up! his silent responses are the best, but the dry wit in his briefing sessions kills me. Everything that comes out of his mouth is what I'm thinking in my head as I'm watching these inane bumpkins try to solve a case, but the ironic part is that I'm getting sucked in to their weirdness.
• the damn opening. Is it the little bird, the smokestacks, the slowly moving mill reminiscent of Mr. Rogers, the waterfall? I don't know. I can't get it out of my brain.
• Bob. Dude, what a freak!
• the log lady--wtf?
• Lucy's impregnation by Liberace? Who the hell is that guy?

Still hate Audrey. I think that the only reason Glinda likes her is because she's tied up and gagged in a whorehouse. That and her little pink gauzy number that makes me think of Autobiography of a Flea.

Whoops! MAY is on. Gotta go.