As if I don't have enough decisions to make in my life

My credit card sent me an important announcement (open immediately) that I could customize the design of my card by choosing from over 150 designs. A. Like I have time to look at 150 designs. B. Like I could choose one. It's like 31 flavors, I can't ever decide so I just choose mint chocolate chip for the color (always a hit). C. I doubt they have Hello Kitty, and I would only waste the time changing my card for Hello Kitty or perhaps godwarrior. and D. if I did change it, they'd probably screw something up and send me the wrong one anyway, prompting me to spend hours on the customer service line listening to Lionel Richie covered by John Tesh, only to talk to some low paid CSR rep (I feel your pain) who doesn't really want to be there and is probably playing freecell while talking to me anyway.

I have my plain card and a sharpie--it's not that hard to draw the warrior!