Oh, I forgot

The funniest part of the whole night was after I peeled off my smoke filled clothes and fell asleep. I had the wildest dream.

I dreamed that my friend Panchette was dating Praxis88, and that Edgy and I went to visit them in DC. Prax took us out in his royal purple VW van (oh, yeah) for my birthday. We were going to some local watering hole when Prax got a text on his cell. He turned the van around Dukes of Hazzard style and headed out to "fix a tense situation." What?

Turns out, some group was going to blow up a building, and Prax needed to stop it from happening. I said, "Um, I thought you were a librarian." His response: "You thought the Library of Congress was really a library?"

Long story short, we had to dress up in saris and pretend we were praying by the building while we fiddled with some wires and somehow fixed the situation or so we thought. As we drove away hi fiving each other, the building exploded anyway. Praxis wiped his hands together and said, "Well, it happens. All in a day's work."