In case you mistakenly thought I was a bottom

Here's what my Mars in Scorpio means:

"The sexual stamina of this position is thought to be the strongest of all the positions of Mars. Sometimes, Mars in Scorpio people are attracted to taboos, and their fantasies may involve blowing the taboos to smithereens! They enjoy scenarios in which the "other" is giving in to them, wants them completely, and will do absolutely anything for them. And, their sexual appeal is strong enough that they generally do get what they want. "

Yeah, that combined with a Venus in Scorpio and a Sun in Scorpio-- Lord help poor Edgy. Tee hee!

So Glinda, how do I nail people to the wall?