Stupid Bootyheads

Today I got in trouble for using foul language. I was at lunch with two ADULTS, and I used the word stupid in a sentence, as in, "He would be pretty stupid to make a move like that." I was told that I should cease using such profane, mean spirited language in these people's presence (or something along those lines).

A few months ago, I was reprimanded for using the word booty, as in, "I fell down smack dab on my booty."

These are both words my parents, both staunch religious conservatives, use frequently. I called them up and informed them that in actuality, they were not conservative and that their liberal, hippie parenting is getting me in frequent trouble. Mom laughed.