Heyyy youuuu guyyyyys!

Ok seriously, I know that SBC thinks I'm a mutant freak, but now I'm starting to think so. This weekend, I was volunteering at an Academic Decathlon competition, when the lights suddenly go out for the Superquiz (the gameshowesque portion of the weekend). I mean, the whole school blew out, and McSteamy (aka the socialist boy), turns around and mutters something to the effect of,"You did it again, you mutant freak." He was referring to my past success with exploding little things when I get mad, but most specifically to the evening we spent at a local pub when the electricity went out for good for the evening.

It stayed out for a good 30 minutes when I jokingly turned to a friend and said, "You know, I think I'm gonna try to turn them back on now." So I do this little jedi/vulcan mind meld sort of move with my hands and face and stared at the lights. I kid you not, the bastards started glowing and firing back up. I almost choked laughing. It's coincidence, of course (or is it...hmmmm?). After that, I went to the bathroom and locked the stall door, and the damn lock shocked me, shooting out this blue flame that was about an inch long! OMG!

So then today, I went to work, and the damn lights blew out! I'm not kidding. WTF?

I'm gonna turn it on. I'm gonna bring you the power. It's coming down the line, strong as it can be, through the courtesy, of Cranky!