Today's random funnies
When being told by my hr manager that the new study leave policy has changed from 2 weeks to 1, I say, "Well, I don't think it's fair that my contract states 2, and now you're taking one away." Her response: "We're not taking it away; we're just changing the policy." Me: What is 2-1? Her: 1. Me: You're taking it away. Her: No, we're just changing the policy. Me: I had 2. I'm left with 1. Subtraction. Minus. TAKE AWAY!
Arrived at my second job to teach. Every time I go there, someone says, "Ah, you're that new English teacher." It happened again. WTF?
Teaching about denotation and connoation. Student mentions the word, w00t. Another student asks what it means, and I define it. First student says: "It's so cool to have a teacher that's as nerdy as us!" [Not sure how to take that].
Assistant dean comes into my classroom in the middle of the first hour. Says that the students are needed in the common area ASAP. We all file out. IT'S FOR A FUCKING DRAWING FOR A $10 GAS CARD. WTF?????
Gotta go. Family Guy Star Wars episode on.
Arrived at my second job to teach. Every time I go there, someone says, "Ah, you're that new English teacher." It happened again. WTF?
Teaching about denotation and connoation. Student mentions the word, w00t. Another student asks what it means, and I define it. First student says: "It's so cool to have a teacher that's as nerdy as us!" [Not sure how to take that].
Assistant dean comes into my classroom in the middle of the first hour. Says that the students are needed in the common area ASAP. We all file out. IT'S FOR A FUCKING DRAWING FOR A $10 GAS CARD. WTF?????
Gotta go. Family Guy Star Wars episode on.
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