Elektra

Ok remember when SBC/ATT told me years ago that I was like .0001% of the world's people who conduct electricity? She said it to me matter of factly like she was reading off of a script. This is because I sometimes blow up tvs and in SBC's case, I screwed up the telephone/dial up system, resulting in the need to completely turn off my electricity for an entire day and then power back up.

For the past few days, I've been setting off store alarms for no reason. I just walk in, and they beep like crazy.

But tonight, I was going on a run, and I saw two streetlamps out. They flickered and went out yesterday as I was running by. Today, though, I stopped running and looked at one of the lights. It started kind of glowing, and I kept focusing on it. Pretty soon, it lit up.

Next I ran up to the other light. It was completely dead--no flicker. I thought for sure that the other light was a coincidence, so if I could get this one to light, I was officially a mutant freak. I stared at it for awhile, focused myself, and it started glowing and eventually lit up completely.

Explain that people! Freaky as hell.