Flipper Sagewind
The title of this post corresponds to my wouldbe porn name. According to Glinda, to determine your name, you put your 1st pet's name with the name of the 1st street you lived on. Flipper Sagewind, folks. Watch for her.
The down and dirty on the weekend:
Friday night was spent at a very dramatic Astros game, going into the 11th inning with a cycle by Luuuuuuuuuke Scott. I avoided the cotton candy and the nachos (my 2 favorite ballpark vices) but couldn't escape the lure of the margarita by the yard. Tasty.
Saturday was spent with Gordie for her bday--pedicures, massages, bath junkie, brunch, and an egg cream at 59 diner. Blissful. Saturday night was spent working and taking Edgy's car to the shop due to a lugnut mishap better left unsaid. Then we headed out to 2 parties, one in Kingwood with way too much BBQ to pass up and red velvet cake with homemade icing (containing a stick of butter!). Then off to the 2nd party, an Aggie that Edgy works with. This party was complete with a game of washers (regulation rules and using $300 baseball dirt--aggies are weird). Lots of beer and 7 layer dip.
Sunday I felt like ass, but got my ass ass up and led the children. Then it was lunch with 2shirts and home to try to load my mp3 player (finally) and then out for a nasty mojito with Glinda, Jesus, Stacey, 2shirts, Edgy, and Jake. After that, we went over to the Harp for some beer and darts, and then to Titus Andronicus at the Miller Outdoor. A bottle of wine and a bottle of OFF later, and I didn't even notice the mosquito who happened to find the one place where my OFF wasn't ON. That's right, Tootie G was violated, damn the low rise pants. I now have a pink welt right above my pube line! Bastard.
The down and dirty on the weekend:
Friday night was spent at a very dramatic Astros game, going into the 11th inning with a cycle by Luuuuuuuuuke Scott. I avoided the cotton candy and the nachos (my 2 favorite ballpark vices) but couldn't escape the lure of the margarita by the yard. Tasty.
Saturday was spent with Gordie for her bday--pedicures, massages, bath junkie, brunch, and an egg cream at 59 diner. Blissful. Saturday night was spent working and taking Edgy's car to the shop due to a lugnut mishap better left unsaid. Then we headed out to 2 parties, one in Kingwood with way too much BBQ to pass up and red velvet cake with homemade icing (containing a stick of butter!). Then off to the 2nd party, an Aggie that Edgy works with. This party was complete with a game of washers (regulation rules and using $300 baseball dirt--aggies are weird). Lots of beer and 7 layer dip.
Sunday I felt like ass, but got my ass ass up and led the children. Then it was lunch with 2shirts and home to try to load my mp3 player (finally) and then out for a nasty mojito with Glinda, Jesus, Stacey, 2shirts, Edgy, and Jake. After that, we went over to the Harp for some beer and darts, and then to Titus Andronicus at the Miller Outdoor. A bottle of wine and a bottle of OFF later, and I didn't even notice the mosquito who happened to find the one place where my OFF wasn't ON. That's right, Tootie G was violated, damn the low rise pants. I now have a pink welt right above my pube line! Bastard.
posted by Cranky at 4:57 PM
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