Look into my Crystal Ball

Again, I'm not working, so let's google people's nicknames and determine what they will be doing in 10 years, once we've all decided to grow up.

We'll start with Edgy. Edgy has his own bar named after him. Good for Edgy. Once they find out about Stinky Pete, though, those little bimbos will go running far far away.

Glinda "creates gated communities for the rabbits of Bunnybury and the paper dolls of Miss Cuttenclip." Isn't that nice? Oh, and she "seals off all of Oz from the Great Outside World for its security." She's like a little fascist dictator for the little creatures of the world.

the Praxis
leaves his agent position... er I mean "library" for the world of standardized testing. No purple van needed there, but you'll need a lot of White Russians to do that job.

Bonniebell
lives in a world of smackers and paints her hair in streaks with lip frosting and doesn't have defined teeth anymore. She has "fun and stuff" and listens to Hillary Duff and Kelly Clarkson on her pink iPod while texting people with "GTG [got to gloss!]. She plays with Cyber Dolls and writes quizzes like, "What is your world of fashion?" Mine, btw, is glamour girl.
She will only be saved from this pajama party world if she promises to tattoo her hoohah with La Chunnel

BTW, if you type in Glinda's angels on google images, you get a unicorn. That and an ad for Glinda's star connection. G, why are you always the unicorn?

Last but not least, if you type in Cranky in images, you get these wonderful pics. I couldn't choose one. But my future, my friends, is as editor in chief of the Cranky Literary Journal. A failed promise, for sure.

That's all I've got folks. Maybe I should put in the Sims. Hmmm...