Hoo Ha Hoopla

The kitten rared her nasty little claws in the politest of ways, so I must amend my Kimday plans. The thing is, it's not the size of the hoo ha that made me choose the chunnel, it's because it's one of the Seven Wonders of the World. Nevertheless, we must always keep our pussy cats happy. BTW, in looking up names for a person's vag on Google, I came across this site. "It's not vagina; it's vajeeena." I love that a person with that name will be likable and musically inclined.

That said, I open the floor to new names/phrases for Bonniebell to tattoo above her Hoo Ha. My other suggestions:

• Bonniebell with a little flower to dot the i
  
• Miss Kitty
• Cindy Lou Hoo Ha
• Vagtacular
• I love Vajesus.
  
• Lip Smacker (A Bonnie Bell product)
  
• Princess
• Pom Pom's Princess
• Eurostar (another, more civilized name for the chunnel)
  

While we're on the subjects of hoo has, you can take a quiz to find out what type you are (people have way too much time). I'm pink tight (no chunnels here), but the illustration they gave really doesn't do me justice. ;o)