Thursday, September 28, 2006

Tumblin tumbleweeds

Plan:

  • Thurs Nov 2: The Praxis comes in, having rented a purple van from Avis. Immediately, we all head to the Devilport for not 1 but 2 drinks, which will subsequently knock us on our ass. At that point, we will all agree to have a third (only after eating veggie tamales from the sweet little lady that comes by--Two shirts will eat a whole pizza). After the third, we will wander aimlessly around the city looking for our car, singing songs from Grease, and end up at 59 diner for an egg cream. No one will pee on anyone's rug, but we will all end up completely OUT OF OUR ELEMENTS.
  • Fri Nov 3: We awaken and stumble to Tapatia, where a brown eyed waitress will serve us pulpy OJ and damn good tacos. I, the multilinguist, will have to repeat my order twice because my Espanol stupifies the waitress. Glinda, will ensure that there are no flies near our table. Praxis will ask for a white Russian and will be handed a customer named Igor. Bonniebell will be ruing the day that she went to the Devilport bc she has "La Chunnel" tatooed on her hooha. Twoshirts and student (name changed to Bunny for the purposes of Kimday) won't make it bc they are still making out in the 59 diner. Kimday2 will pout, but we will buy her a bday taco, so she will be happy to follow in my shadow. I will train you, padawan. (ooo i like that: kimday padawan). Edgy will be...well, edgy.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my freaking god i laughed at loud at kitten's new tattoo!

I'm going to do some exploratory marketing. if the kitten were to have a new non-myspace blog, what would it look like?

7:32 PM  
Blogger Cranky said...

Let me think on that one.

8:56 AM  

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