I know you're in suspense
The birthday eve gift has been opened: Williams Sonoma's pumpkin pancake mix and sweet creme crepe mix. Breakfast is served.
Why am I up so early on a Saturday? Why, it's because I'm up this early every Saturday. The big headed baby loves to start crying at 5:30 every Saturday, and Mama/Papa Cass don't get their big asses out of bed to come do anything about it. She won't stop crying until they do. I swear she is the "most cryingest" baby I've ever seen. Comes with the big head, I guess.
Well wait, that's not fair. Sometimes they do come out at 7 and start playing her little fucking mobile or whatever, and she'll stop about an hour into it. It always starts off the same way: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding (for those of you who are musically inclined, it's do sol do sol do sol do sol). Then for the exciting part. I never know which innane song is going to come next. It could be "If you're happy and you know it" or "This Old Man" or "The Wheels on the MFing Bus Go Round and Round" or any number of obnoxious tunes that miraculously start with do sol.
What ever happened to Chipmunk Rock?
Regardless, it enabled me to get up and eat my crepes. now I need to find the paper I bought that will print out iron on transfers from your computer. I want to make a shirt that says: "It's my birthday (replaced by a cake) on the front and "Buy me a shot" on the back.
Why am I up so early on a Saturday? Why, it's because I'm up this early every Saturday. The big headed baby loves to start crying at 5:30 every Saturday, and Mama/Papa Cass don't get their big asses out of bed to come do anything about it. She won't stop crying until they do. I swear she is the "most cryingest" baby I've ever seen. Comes with the big head, I guess.
Well wait, that's not fair. Sometimes they do come out at 7 and start playing her little fucking mobile or whatever, and she'll stop about an hour into it. It always starts off the same way: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding (for those of you who are musically inclined, it's do sol do sol do sol do sol). Then for the exciting part. I never know which innane song is going to come next. It could be "If you're happy and you know it" or "This Old Man" or "The Wheels on the MFing Bus Go Round and Round" or any number of obnoxious tunes that miraculously start with do sol.
What ever happened to Chipmunk Rock?
Regardless, it enabled me to get up and eat my crepes. now I need to find the paper I bought that will print out iron on transfers from your computer. I want to make a shirt that says: "It's my birthday (replaced by a cake) on the front and "Buy me a shot" on the back.
posted by Cranky at 7:09 AM
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