just to make me laugh

I've been cracking up the past few days to random lines from movies, songs, and TV. I'm not sure what cracks me up about them except for the sheer randomness or cheesiness, and I think that from now on, when someone engages me in a conversation that is absolutely pointless, I am going to just respond with one of these lines:

• "I ain't no talkin' building, Rock." (Rocky Balboa) .
• "I like The Money Pit. That is my answer to your question." (The Family Guy)
• "You get to talk to a pretty girl" (The Tubes)
• anything with the words "Major Tom" in it
• "Thank God for model trains" (A Mighty Wind)

That's all the ones from today. So in the future, when I'm talking to you, and you make some ridiculous suggestion or ask me a pointless question, instead of telling you that I "hate your ass face", I'm just going to say: "I got off that boat with nothing but a dancer's belt and a tube of Chapstick" (Waiting for Guffman).