Caller ID
I have to wonder why it is that people call and leave no message, then later complain that you never called them back. Has caller ID replaced the common courtesy of leaving a message? Is it the modern day Victorian calling card? If a person calls and then does not leave a message, I assume that their call was not important. Am I wrong in this assumption?
Ah well...back to my online quiz vice.
Ah well...back to my online quiz vice.
| You Are a Classic Martini |
 You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated. You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted. You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you! Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you. Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality |
posted by Cranky at 4:26 PM
6 Comments:
I'd like to change part of yours:
"You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you unless you want to wake up the next morning in their apartment with your shoes on."
Not sure what a rival drinker is, but my soulmate is your rival. Hmmmm...
That is hilarious.
I'm a chocolate martini, too. We're soulmates! Boo Shelly, too.
OK. I wasn't paying attn earlier when I made the martini comment since I didn't realize that the Caller ID stuff was this same entry. Umm...Hello? If you don't leave a message you must not have needed anything that damned important; and how passive-aggressive is this crap about how you're supposed to just see the CID and call someone back. F-ck that! If I'm not important enough to actually leave a message for then you're not important enough to call back! Don't these people get it? Why do they suppose you have a voice-mail/answering machine...Just so you can listen to the stupid telemarketers who call in the middle of the freaking day!?
I can't escape the chocolate stigma--
***You Are A Chocolate Martini***
You're an elegant drunk (yeah, right), who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks.
A bit of a cheapskate, you're likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers.
You should never: Drink and dash. You're gonna get caught leaving someone with the tab!
Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar.
Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality (I'm your soulmate, Kim! Awwwww!)
Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality (Shelly, you're going DOWN!!!)
You have a permanent chocolate rim around your personality!
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