New Year's Snarfalooooo!

Yeah, so it would probably be in my best interest to wait until tomorrow instead of exhausted 3:40 AM to write this blog, but why would that be fun???

To start with, I must give props to my dress. This dress has waited 6 years to be worn, and I've never had a place to wear it until now, and damnit, it wanted to be worn for Cranky 2007!

And now it gets weirder folks! Highlights from Cranky New Year 2007!

• Dinner at Mia Bella's: calamari alla griglia, whole wheat pasta, sun dried tomato pesto with pollo and julienne vegetables, and tiramisu for dessert.
• Tiramisu gets its own post: really, nothing is more sinful than Mia Bella's tiramisu. There is no way that Eve committed original sin for a piece of fruit. It was totally this dessert.
• The Crystal Ball: here's the thing, there is not enough hair dye, brain numbing solution, eyebrow plucker, self tanner, hoochie mama dresses, flat iron straighteners, and WHISKEY in the world to make me feel at home at the Crystal Ball. Really folks, though the pickings for single women were not great, I feel wholeheartedly sorry for hetero guys because hetero women are (and we all know that I am a feminist to the nth degree, right???) the dumbest group of people I've ever seen. Through fertility drugs and a lack of parenting, we've bred the dumbest lot of females since I don't know when, and I am sad for our future. Smart females, UNITE NOW!!!!
• Really, though, I'm continuing on the last point, there is nothing worse than a bunch of white bred trust fund babies all cloned together, mouth breathers that they are, sucking the teats of the bar like it's some sow in a barnyard. Even the band, who are supposed to be a little cooler, are white boys playing Latin music. Very Sad. I've never felt so embarrassed to be Caucasian.
  
• Nothing worse than white boys singing Prince.
  
• A woman bellies up to the hotel bar in her formal gown and grabs a handful of bar napkins, which she proceeds to stuff in the top of her gown for boobage. I think I'm seeing things, until I see her do it twice. Come on!!!
  
• Some other woman is snuggling up to some man with her ass, and she sticks her hand completely down her pants. Is she scratching? Is she rearranging? Is she... I don't want to know. I just looked the other way.
  
• Another woman is dancing on the dance floor when her boob falls out of her hoochie mama dress to reveal a nicotine patch on her boob! Since when do you put it on your BOOB!!!???
  

Now the positives:

• I love New Years because it is the one time that no matter where you are, you can scream out "Happy New Year" and people will respond. We drove through a pretty shaky little area tonight and I shouted out "Happy New Year" and got responses from people! Awesome! It's like the only time we as a human race are connected to one another regardless of religion, race, or nationality.
  
• I spent from 1AM to 3AM with my next door neighbors--you know, the ones who think that the street in front of their house is their "guest parking". I hung out with them! How's that for some healing for 2007? Nice!

So, now I must sleep bc I have a partial work function in the AM. Must look bright eyed for it. Nite nite. More tomorrow.