Bo knows
...my computer.
While I've been cleaning the viruses out of my body, my computer has been infected with them. Bostack got ahold of my poor PC and wreaked havoc. I think Bo is still wreaking havoc because I can't search the internet without ending up at Ebay. Emailed Microsoft and talked to all techie friends, and no one has heard of Bostack, and McAfee and all the spyware can't delete him. Time for a computer overhaul.
Well, I made it through the cleanse, and now it's time to add food back in slowly, one day at a time. Yesterday was brown rice. Yea! Brown Rice! Today is wheat! Yea! Wheat! I've never been so happy to eat shredded wheat dry before (can't add milk yet). Tomorrow is bananas. Yea! Bananas!
To those of you who think I'm nuts, this is working. I can breathe through both nostrils for the first time in 10 years, and all the aches and pains are pretty much gone. Edgy has finally gotten into the diet, too, and actually found out that he has allergic reactions to green beans. He's lost a pants size (why do men always lose weight so easily?) and I've lost a 1/2, which is difficult because my 8s sag, and my 6s fit too tightly (except for this one fabulous size 6 skirt that has fit all along, and I think it must be magic).
To celebrate the end of the cleanse, I played hooky yesterday and today. Damn it feels good to be a slacker! Yesterday, I led the cat's life, following whatever my cats told me to do, which meant that I sprawled out on the couch watching Back to the Future and National Lampoons Vacation, napped, and then, when deciding to do something productive, took 2 hours to clean off my coffee table because I was so engrossed in the movies. Ah, the cat's life rules. Oh, and last night I finished The Class, so no more class for me!
Today, I've eaten shredded wheat and typed this. That brings me to 10:58, so I guess I should do something productive. Naaaah!
While I've been cleaning the viruses out of my body, my computer has been infected with them. Bostack got ahold of my poor PC and wreaked havoc. I think Bo is still wreaking havoc because I can't search the internet without ending up at Ebay. Emailed Microsoft and talked to all techie friends, and no one has heard of Bostack, and McAfee and all the spyware can't delete him. Time for a computer overhaul.
Well, I made it through the cleanse, and now it's time to add food back in slowly, one day at a time. Yesterday was brown rice. Yea! Brown Rice! Today is wheat! Yea! Wheat! I've never been so happy to eat shredded wheat dry before (can't add milk yet). Tomorrow is bananas. Yea! Bananas!
To those of you who think I'm nuts, this is working. I can breathe through both nostrils for the first time in 10 years, and all the aches and pains are pretty much gone. Edgy has finally gotten into the diet, too, and actually found out that he has allergic reactions to green beans. He's lost a pants size (why do men always lose weight so easily?) and I've lost a 1/2, which is difficult because my 8s sag, and my 6s fit too tightly (except for this one fabulous size 6 skirt that has fit all along, and I think it must be magic).
To celebrate the end of the cleanse, I played hooky yesterday and today. Damn it feels good to be a slacker! Yesterday, I led the cat's life, following whatever my cats told me to do, which meant that I sprawled out on the couch watching Back to the Future and National Lampoons Vacation, napped, and then, when deciding to do something productive, took 2 hours to clean off my coffee table because I was so engrossed in the movies. Ah, the cat's life rules. Oh, and last night I finished The Class, so no more class for me!
Today, I've eaten shredded wheat and typed this. That brings me to 10:58, so I guess I should do something productive. Naaaah!
posted by Cranky at 10:47 AM
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